Meditate Medicate Masturbate® Unisex Black or White Fleece Hoodie 3XL-5XL

$44.99
Medicate Meditate Masturbate hoodie!

Pleasure is a big part of our overall wellness. This pleasure message offers three levels of high!

Cannabis, mindfulness and self-pleasure. Cannabis, pleasure and reflectiveness go together!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket


How do they stay on?

I include instructions for you on applying your pasties and I include some two-sided tape to get you started. You can also use spirit gum or eyelash glue. If you have an allergy to adhesives, you may have to see other options for application as the adhesive sticks to the pasty and directly to your skin.

Are they re-usable pasties?

You totally can re-wear them! As long as you take care of them, by removing the adhesive carefully after each use, you can just use more glue or double sided tape the next time you want to use your sexy accessory. I include instructions on application and some double-sided tape with your order to get you started!

Want to add or remove tassels?

Just ask me! Some pasties have a removable option built into their design, and others can be customized before shipping. Contact me with a message about your customization. I can remove or add tassels to most pairs of pasties.

Items are generally shipped 4-6 business days after being ordered, depending on volume of orders and what items we have to make. Delays may occur due to COVID-19.

After being shipped, domestic items take roughly 4-8 business days. Items shipped to the US take roughly 1 to 2 weeks. For international shipping, it can take 2-3 weeks. While these are the usual times they take, sometimes shipping takes longer depending on how long things take to pass through customs. We are not responsible for shipping delays due to customs, postal service, postal service providers or drop-shipping providers.

All shipping does not include tracking, though if you would like tracking or for your order to be a rushed order, there is an extra fee. If it is not listed for your country in the shipping information, please contact us and we will add it.

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