Meditate Medicate Masturbate® Unisex Black, Grey or White Hoodie

How do they stay on?

I include instructions for you on applying your pasties and I include some two-sided tape to get you started. You can also use spirit gum or eyelash glue. If you have an allergy to adhesives, you may have to see other options for application as the adhesive sticks to the pasty and directly to your skin.

Are they re-usable pasties?

You totally can re-wear them! As long as you take care of them, by removing the adhesive carefully after each use, you can just use more glue or double sided tape the next time you want to use your sexy accessory. I include instructions on application and some double-sided tape with your order to get you started!

Want to add or remove tassels?

Just ask me! Some pasties have a removable option built into their design, and others can be customized before shipping. Contact me with a message about your customization. I can remove or add tassels to most pairs of pasties.

Items are generally shipped 4-6 business days after being ordered, depending on volume of orders and what items we have to make. Delays may occur due to COVID-19. You'll receive a notification that your order has been shipped.

After being shipped, Canadian domestic items take roughly 4-8 business days. Items shipped to the US take roughly 1 to 2 weeks. For international shipping, it can take 2-3 weeks. While these are the usual times they take, sometimes shipping takes longer depending on how long things take to pass through customs. We are not responsible for shipping delays due to customs, postal service, postal service providers or drop-shipping providers.

All shipping does not include tracking, though if you would like tracking or for your order to be a rushed order, there is an extra fee. If it is not listed for your country in the shipping information, please contact us and we will add it.

EU, Australia, UK Shipping

Please send us a message and we'll help you process. We aren't currently set up for taxes in these regions, so we will invoice you manually - prices are still the same, though shipping may vary from what is listed for North America

Returns/Exchanges

All items, physical or digital products are ineligible for returns or exchanges. We unfortunately don't have warehousing capacity to manage returns or exchanges. If you're unhappy or unsure about sizing or fit - please reach out to us and we'll try to help!